“Wedding Crasher?” – #85

“Would you like a roast beef sandwich, honey?” “No, she wouldn’t. It cost me $5.99 a pound.” “It was $3.99.” “OH. Well, in that case, why don’t you ask the dog if he wants one, too?” “Go scratch.” “You go scratch.” Rather than get annoyed at today’s love bonanza known as my parents’ house, I […]