My good peoples… I bring to you…the 9 minute summation of how I got here. My one hope it that you enjoy it with lots of laughs. My other hope is that my parents who will undoubtedly be watching this now that they know there’s a blog about them realize that A) I thank them for being such […]
March 4, 2013
-Fart jokes are always funny. -Always use a coupon. -It is better to receive than give. But if you are going to give, use a coupon. -Don’t go to a buffet without Ziploc bags. -If you are going to wear sweatpants with holes, wear an ostentatiously colored sweatshirt to distract attention from aforementioned holes. -Dining […]
January 14, 2013
My brother hasn’t spoken to me since the summer when my parents found out about this blog. He accused me of “throwing everyone under the bus.” These were harsh words coming from someone who I took under my wing since he was born and I was an eleven year old big sister. I recently sent […]
October 31, 2012
So, I sit here in a Queens Dunkin Donuts, my home away from home, writing to you after a long absence. The hurricane swept through New York City, while I remained tucked away in the cave-like room I am renting. On Saturday and Sunday, October 20th and 21st, we shot the pilot episode for MY […]
September 12, 2012
Before I tell you about the phone conversation with my mother that seemed to restore connection (kind of like Verizon, but with more tears), I want to talk about the SIX DAYS LEFT on my campaign to raise funds for the pilot episode. I’m so grateful for all the support so far. Because of you […]
August 27, 2012
Yeah, you heard me right. They found out about the blog and didn’t seem to find the humor in it. On the contrary. The shit has hit the fan. And it sucks, to say the least. I didn’t even have a chance to pack my Miss Piggy sheets. Or snatch some Malomars for the road. […]
August 21, 2012
Okay, babies! Here it is! The moment you’ve all been waiting for. 5 minutes ago I hit the “launch” button and now the world can contribute $ to see MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS turned into a web series. Who needs HBO when we’ve got ourselves? Also, let’s remember that I love my parents […]
July 8, 2011
When I walk into the kitchen, my mother is anxious, nervous, smiling, energetic. The mail has just come and she is holding an envelope. She wants me to sit down; she has something to tell me. I’m paranoid that she’s found my blog, as she’s been snooping around my room lately, and I’m starting to […]
June 7, 2011
Despite really wanting to be alone and perhaps enjoying a quiet romantic dinner for one, I not only run into Brian and his brother, but my parents on the way into Tsar’s Palace, the main dining room of the ship. So, out of courtesy, we all dine together. Not only is my father asking Brian […]
March 20, 2013
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