My good peoples… I bring to you…the 9 minute summation of how I got here. My one hope it that you enjoy it with lots of laughs. My other hope is that my parents who will undoubtedly be watching this now that they know there’s a blog about them realize that A) I thank them for being such […]
March 4, 2013
-Fart jokes are always funny. -Always use a coupon. -It is better to receive than give. But if you are going to give, use a coupon. -Don’t go to a buffet without Ziploc bags. -If you are going to wear sweatpants with holes, wear an ostentatiously colored sweatshirt to distract attention from aforementioned holes. -Dining […]
January 26, 2013
…tonight in New York City! The curator of the KATRA FILM SERIES got a hold of the pilot episode for the MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS web series and chose to include it in tonight’s big event! Yours truly, who doesn’t have enough money for a gala premiere outfit, will do her best to […]
December 3, 2012
So, WordPress just published my post without the text. Then, erased all content from it. So here I am retyping it. My parents are in Florida. And I am in Queens. My life is luxurious inside the Dunkin Donuts on Queens Boulevard where I come to escape to my inner world where I am a published writer among […]
August 31, 2012
We scored a major goal on Wednesday. Donations surpassed the $8000 mark. Who knew there were that many people who could relate to dysfunction? Okay, we knew. If you haven’t seen the video that’s made my dog famous, check it out there: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/218800967/my-parents-are-crazier-than-yours?ref=category I am super excited and GRATEFUL to everyone for pledging and supporting […]
August 27, 2012
Yeah, you heard me right. They found out about the blog and didn’t seem to find the humor in it. On the contrary. The shit has hit the fan. And it sucks, to say the least. I didn’t even have a chance to pack my Miss Piggy sheets. Or snatch some Malomars for the road. […]
August 21, 2012
Okay, babies! Here it is! The moment you’ve all been waiting for. 5 minutes ago I hit the “launch” button and now the world can contribute $ to see MY PARENTS ARE CRAZIER THAN YOURS turned into a web series. Who needs HBO when we’ve got ourselves? Also, let’s remember that I love my parents […]
August 16, 2012
This is what the t-shirt, worn by a big woman with no bra on the subway read. I’m heading back to Penn Station to return to Long Island and reminiscing over a night of debauchery. Which naturally followed a day of shooting the most amazing video of my life. This is what happened. We shot […]
July 24, 2012
While I was delivering my speech at my brother’s wedding, I kind of wondered why the cameraman was getting closer and closer to me. I almost thought when I finished, he was going to say, “Wait, can we do it one more time in a medium shot?” I was a little tipsy and too caught […]
May 5, 2012
It was with true resistance that I stepped through the doors of the medical annex. And it was with mild delight that the man seating there when I walked in made me feel at home instantly. All this for $29, I thought. I should try Groupon more often. “What’s your name?” “Myra. And you’re…” “James.” […]
March 20, 2013
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