Things My Crazy Parents Taught Me

Posted on March 4, 2013

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-Fart jokes are always funny.

-Always use a coupon.

-It is better to receive than give.  But if you are going to give, use a coupon.

-Don’t go to a buffet without Ziploc bags.

-If you are going to wear sweatpants with holes, wear an ostentatiously colored sweatshirt to distract attention from aforementioned holes.

-Dining at a restaurant without stealing their sauces is like shopping for something and leaving the bag behind.

-People who pay full price are dipshits.

-Let someone else drive.  Gas is too expensive.

-“If it’s free, it’s for me.”

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