-Fart jokes are always funny.
-Always use a coupon.
-It is better to receive than give. But if you are going to give, use a coupon.
-Don’t go to a buffet without Ziploc bags.
-If you are going to wear sweatpants with holes, wear an ostentatiously colored sweatshirt to distract attention from aforementioned holes.
-Dining at a restaurant without stealing their sauces is like shopping for something and leaving the bag behind.
-People who pay full price are dipshits.
-Let someone else drive. Gas is too expensive.
-“If it’s free, it’s for me.”
Carl D'Agostino
March 4, 2013
I remain distrustful. Often seems the price was lower just before issuance of coupon that it now is with coupon.
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 4, 2013
I agree!
littleyellowcar
March 4, 2013
made me laugh, sounds just like my parents! haha
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 4, 2013
Glad you could relate!
76sanfermo
March 5, 2013
It seems all parents are alike…..
No kidding,you made me laugh a lot!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 5, 2013
Are your parents the same? Discuss.
76sanfermo
March 5, 2013
Were….,actually
Go Jules Go
March 5, 2013
My parents taught me
kindness, compassion, strengthhow to get away with drinking before noon.My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 5, 2013
HAAAAAAA!! How DO you get away with drinking before noon?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Go Jules Go
March 5, 2013
One word: Brunch.
Jimmy vs. World!
April 14, 2013
My dad taught me to never drink, then by the time I was finishing high school and he realized his efforts were a lost cause, he revealed that he was drunk during half of his fatherly advice speeches and tried all kinds of kooky drugs when he was my age!
Jill Pinnella Corso
March 5, 2013
Haaa do they really bring a ziploc bag to the buffet?
My dad taught me not to waste money on a pricey soda when tap water is free. Also don’t fill up on bread.
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 5, 2013
Oh my God – do you know what would happen if we ordered a soda?!!!! All hell would break loose. No one could ever order a drink. We had to drink water – because it’s free!
Jill Pinnella Corso
March 5, 2013
Sometimes we were allowed one soda but we had to save it until the meal came.
Maureen
March 5, 2013
Different parents, different rules to live by. My parents were more concerned about the golden rule and lots and lots of etiquette rules.
Glad to hear from you, BTW. I’ve been worried about how all the storms and power outages were cramping your style. I hope you and Vito hang in there and that you keep writing!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 6, 2013
I never knew what etiquette was until well into my 20′s.
Mark Petruska
March 5, 2013
Don’t forget to always take home the little bars of soap and tubes of shampoo and conditioner after staying in a motel!
My Parents Are Crazier Than Yours
March 6, 2013
How on earth did I forget that one?
laughatmypain
March 7, 2013
Great site! Part of my blog is also comedy, but with serious subjects too (latest one is just a review of survey sites, but that’s just a one time post). I’m following your site now and check me out at http://laughatmypain.wordpress.com/
katecrimmins
April 3, 2013
After my mother died we found 10 lbs. of sugar packets in the attic.