YOU KNOW YOU WANT A T-SHIRT!!

Posted on November 1, 2012

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This will be called the Campaign to Save Me From Having to Get a Job as a Stripper.

As Jules will attest to, these T-shirts are hotter than pancakes!  Who needs electricity when you can BE electric wearing this hot commodity.  All you have to do is donate at least $50 or more using the PayPal button below and I will personally send you a t-shirt in a package sealed with a kiss.  Just send me an email with your size and shipping address, and I’ll get it out in the mail to you immediately.  (You can click on this too-long link below)

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=PTDYSWXYHM59S&lc=US&item_name=Marlene%20Rhein&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted

Here is a picture:

Here is a picture of our driver and bodyguard (after all, I’m always followed around by the paparazzi) sporting this lovely piece of goodness after receiving word from the CIA about a team from the Enquirer encroaching on my make-up trailer.  He was only able to save me because he was wearing this magical t-shirt.

And of course, our cameraman, who only after putting on this t-shirt was able to create remarkable images that were immediately sought after by Entertainment Weekly.

You will not only look amazing in this magical garment, but you will be helping me finish post-production on the pilot as well as providing me and my dog with the means to dine on lobster, um, I mean a modest meal every day for the next month until this pilot is finished.

P.S. Stay tuned for an upcoming post about my friend, XXX and The Ripe Project.  She’s an awesome lady and I want to tell you about her.

With love,

From Dunkin Donuts in Queens where my ass gets fatter while the donut shelves get emptier,

Myra.

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