Vito refuses to take off his gold chains. He says he feels naked without them.
Vito could be considered what anthropologists of our day call a “metrosexual.”
Sometimes Vito doesn’t even care about the opposite sex. He derives his self-esteem from looking good. He often quotes Billy Crystal, “To look good is to feel good. And I look mahhvalous.”
I offered him a rawhide bone to take his chains off for a few minutes so I could give him a bath. But, he said, “Buy me some Drakkar Noir – then we can talk business.”
He doesn’t need any outside achievement. He feels good about himself, just because he looks fly.
I have a lot to learn from my dog.